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This week:  Ho Ho, Kin' Ho! Satan to get a statue?, Tila Tequila turns to Hitler, Print your food!, Mysterious puzzles on the interwebs, Playstations: the refuge of the damned!, Blockbuster Video: good night sweet prince, and NSA getting their Judgements. Personnel –   Joe NolanFrater Isla, and Ken Eakins [powerpress] Link

  • Oklahoma Leaders say Satanic Monument Unlikely - Link
  • Thefuturenowreport: Print your fucking food! - Link
  • The Internet’s Most Mysterious Puzzle Link
  • Playstations are for perves and weirdos - Link
  • Blockbuster’s Last Rental Link
  • NSA Surveillance is ‘Likely Unconstitutional,’ Judge Rules - Link

Interludes Sospetto, Serge Gainsbourg, and Reverend Horton Heat [youtube]http://youtu.be/sCF-mCeW7Ig[/youtube]

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ccn55image This week: We're a man down, but hunkier than ever, America goes gaga for molly, Art bell: we hardly knew thee ... on satellite, Ikea CATastrophe, Mars barred, Did you father a child at a Megadeth concert?,  and William Burroughs: Scientologist.

Personnel –   Joe Nolan and Ken Eakins 

Links:

America finally notices MDMA - Link

Art Bell Cancelled - Link

IKEA let 100 cats loose in a store - Link

The Trouble with Mars (Space News) - Link

Chick gets knocked up at a Megadeth show, tries to find father on Craigslist - Link

William S. Burroughs - Scientologist! - Link - Link   Interludes: Secret Chiefs 3, Lipps Inc 

Direct download: ccn055.mp3
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Ken and Matthew delve into the weird and wonderful world of Doctor Who, and the even weirder world of collecting.

This week we look back at the 50th anniversary special, The Five(ish) Doctors Reboot, The Minisodes, and much more.

Matt gives us a report back from the Doctor Who 50th event at the Excel Centre in London, and we delve into some of the rumours surrounding the fate of Doctor Who action figure collecting.

We also review some of the latest releases, including the Doctor/Dalek Toys R Us exclusives, The Big Chief 4th Doctor. Be sure to check out Matt's great site BatmanMarch Reviews, and look out for future episodes in the near future.

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deadalbatrossart I tried to find a more unwieldy title for this podcast but couldn't. As I appear to have said over and over again, I was recently asked to be one of the judges of a new music award as conceived of by Paul Ackroyd. If you want more info about it you can go and read the article. It was very difficult being restricted to 5 choices as there was so much great stuff so this is a way of expanding on those choices a little. Enjoy.

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Tracklist

 Chris Watson – Winter

Lee Gamble – plos 97s

Ela Orleans – J’ai bien Du Chagrin

The Cyclist -  Visions

The Focus Group – Elektrik Karousel

Trus’Me – I Want You

Fairhorns – Ragnarok

Owiny Sigoma Band – Owiny Techno

Hacker Farm – Grinch

Poppy Ackroyd – Glass Sea

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Come and talk music with us on Facebook here.

1. Gastric Band - Sexy Grandad

2. Robot Ninja Dinosaur Bastards - Go Calligula, Go Go Go

3. Feverdream - The Story Of Joanna

3. Ageing Children - Mothership

4. Separation Device - Synaptic Inputs

5. Horse the Band - Taken by Vultures

6. Heartless - Cede

7. Vasia Bratchuk - Prelude No. 6

8. Suuns - 2020

9. Maruosa - Shit Power In A Showdown

10. Amenra - Boden

11. NAILS - Suum Cuique

12. Pombagira - Maleficia Lamiah If you want us to play your band/noise/whatever, drop us a line here. Peace. ***Signal Ends***

Direct download: bcdepisode42.mp3
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This week: Pussy Riot update, the slow television of Norway, Detroit bark city?, Matt Forney is a massive dick-bag, Dark Wallet and BitCoin: a good idea?, and a Canadian Astronaut snorts at Hollywood.

Personnel –   Joe NolanKim Monaghan, and Ken Eakins [powerpress] Links:

  • Pussy Riot Hunger Strike - Link
  • Norway does TV...wrong - Link
  • Investor to Create a Forest in Detroit - Link
  • Matt Forney - Modern Caveman - Link
  • Dark wallet - Link
  • Canadian Astronaut booted out of screening of Gravity for heckling - Link

Interludes: Dissolved, End, Messer Chups

Direct download: ccn054.mp3
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ccnimage This week: Ken and Kim cause the entire SittingNow Media podcast production line to grind to a halt because of Grand Theft Auto V, and then talk about it in length, Is gold really space swag?, Kimensional news, Giallo Fever, Drugs and America, more drugs, and ancient presidents go UFO spotting....ah, it's good to be back!

Personnel –   Joe NolanKim Monaghan, and Ken Eakins 

Linktastico:

  • Is Gold from Outer Space? - Link
  • Jefferson’s UFO sighting Link
  • Dimension News - Link
  • Amer - Link

  • Blood on Black Lace - Link
  • The Worst Drug Epidemic in US History Link
  • Drug Scare Du Jour - Link

Interludes Venetian Snares, and Chrome Hoof

Direct download: ccn053.mp3
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This week: Area 51 ain't no thang, bring on Area 52!, Diana conspiracy: The people say 'meh', L Ron Hubbard: Jazz Legend, Some Space News from the mouth of Kim Monaghan, and Film Taaaalk. Personnel –   Joe Nolan, Kim MonaghanJoseph Matheny, and Ken Eakins [powerpress] Linkywotsitnows:

Area 51 declassified Link

Too old. Don’t care - Link

L. Ron Hubbard’s musical hubbub -Link

Black hole action - Link

Interludes April March, BS 2000, The Apollo Stars, and Cloroform

Direct download: ccn052.mp3
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atd5 Proving that it doesn't take guts or skill to make a truly excellent podcaster, Ken Eakin's bastard lovechild Kim Monaghan steps up with some more music to give you a horny migraine.  

Tracklist

Dethscalator – Black Percy

Kool Keith & Big Sche Eastwood – Magnetic Pimp Force Field

Zolle – Heavy Letam

Kool Keith – Supremacy

Plasma Expander – Cube

The Antikaroshi – Hard Slog

Salvage My Dream – Come Live In My Big Dream

Coma Wall – Cutters Choice

Kawabata Makoto’s Mainliner – Revelation Space

Kool Keith – Booty Clap

Direct download: BCD___A_Tad_Dank_5.mp3
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This week: Get off Facebook and read a book you dumbdumb, Why tech isn't the solution to surveillance - you are, Bradley Manning's fate, Blood surveillance a good thing?,  The Moorish Americans are awesome, and Kentucky Alien gunfighters. Personnel –   Joe NolanJoseph Matheny, and Ken Eakins [powerpress] Linkydinks

Tech Hacks won’t fix our Big Brother issues - Link

The New Age of Algorithms - Link

Bradley Manning sentencing imminent Link

Predictors of Suicidal behaviour found in blood - Link

Moorish American’s - Link

Kentucky alien gunfight anniversary Link Interludes Theme from Don & Peter Thomas Sound Orchestra

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Come and talk music with us on Facebook here. [powerpress]

  1. Noise of Distopia - Ode agli insofferenti

  2. Peter Thomas Sound Orchestra - Space Patrol

  3. Goblin - Death Dies

  4. A.W.S.T.S – My Drive (Rune Martinsen Mix)

  5. Zombi - Escape Velocity

  6. Boduf Songs – Drexelius Sick Man Quarles Emblem

  7. Tetuan – Barakallahulekom

  8. Guapo - Tremors From The Future

  9. Ennio Morricone – Cors Sui Tetti

  10. Haq – Bees In My Feet

  11. Pissed Jeans – Cafeteria Food

  12. Sandfingers – Stories We Remember From Sleep

  13. Taraf De Haidouks - Rustem

If you want us to play your band/noise/whatever, drop us a line here. Peace. ***Signal Ends***

Direct download: bcdepisode041.mp3
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This week: Two lone wanderers return, the Tories hate Kim...a lot, Minority Report is getting closer, Surveillance Free day, Bradley update, Progressives get an open letter,  we catch up with our lost heroes. Only God Forgives and The Holy Mountain, and much much more.

Personnel –   Joe NolanKim Monaghan, and Ken Eakins + SPECIAL GUESTS!

Linkypoops

David Cameron hates me - Link , Link

Retail Stores have new ways to track you - Link

The Surveillance-Free Day - Link

Bradley Manning verdict - Link

An Open Letter to Open-Minded Progressives - Link

The Holy Mountain at 40 - Link

Interludes

Chrome Hoof, The Lonely Island, Star Wars, and Arnie

Direct download: ccn050.mp3
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This week: Gremlins cause havoc with our computers, but Kim saves the day, art is vandalised, art is vandalised by it's artists, a film that will melt your head with mushrooms and magick, YouTube the censor, American fast-food chains cheat their employees, Mos Def is a cool guy, football goes batshit, Germans get harassed by advertising in their skulls, and isn't it about time we got a theme tune for sinkholes? [powerpress] Personnel –   Joe NolanKim Monaghan, and Ken Eakins Linkypoos:

  • Vandalised art exhibitions retrospective - Link

  • 5 Famous Artists Who Tried to Destroy Their Own Work - Link Link

  • A Field in England - Link

  • Do You Trust YouTube to Define Art? - Link

  • Why America has a bad reputation with the rest of the world - Link

  • Yasiin Bey (Mos Def) Force-Fed Gitmo Style - Link

  • It’s just a game, people - Link

  • Adverts beamed directly into your head...in Germany! - Link

  • Sinkholes : The Revenge - Link

Interludes:  Secret Chiefs 3, Aaron Spectre. and Zombi

Direct download: ccn049.mp3
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Kim returns with more music. Dose your ears in petrol and light them with these red hot tracks you fruity bastards! [powerpress] Trackulisers Holly Hunt - Klub DELS - You Live In My Head The Chasms - Der Eingriffe Schulze Weave - On We Go The Douglas Firs - The Devils Fontanelle - Ataxia Kirameki - Flash Bang Whinney Umanzuki - Rainbow Wasabisabi - Baku Jazz Club Ethernet - Correction

Direct download: atd004.mp3
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This week: We go bumper length to stem the patience of our listeners...*cough*...Canadians are awesome, drink driving goes Cronenberg, More booze antics, Overdoses for sale, Bilderbergorama, Jon Lajoie is awesome, Activism is the new black, The return of Occupy?, The NSA read all of Kim's dirty emails, and eyeball licking. [powerpress] Personnel –   Joe NolanKim Monaghan, and Ken Eakins Linkypoos:

  • Canada confirms existence of alien life. For real (props Ben Brujo) - Link
  • ‘Pub loo shocker’ ad is pretty extreme!! - Link
  • Booze has a lot to answer for - Link
  • Cornering the Market on Overdoses Link
  • Bilderberg Denouement - Link
  • Give money to Jon Lajoie- Link
  • Activism is the New Terrorism - Link
  • Occupy Again - Link Link Link
  • A History of NSA Spying - Link
  • Prize for Episode 50 is sorted - Link

Interludes: Dissolved, Yppah, and Jon Lajoie 

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This week: The Beast cometh!, Weed Weekly, Wake up and smell the bacon, Joe's infomercial, Beware the Build-A-Bear Group, Kim wants Google glass to look at porn because Kim is a massive perv, Icke-TV, Bradley Manning's trial, Kim wants to join the Israeli army to perv over girls because Kim is a massive perv, and Lou Reed gets a new liver...for cash. [powerpress] Personnel –   Joe NolanKim Monaghan, and Ken Eakins Linkypoos:

  • The Mark of The Beast has Arrived! - Link

  • Two excellent reasons to get stoned - Link

  • Francis Bacon’s Triptych Turns 40 Link Link

  • Tales of Hot Rod Horror 2 Link Link

  • Bilderberg comes to the Uk, provides speakers corner for twats - Link, Link

  • Awwwwwwww - Link

  • David Icke is launching a TV channel … fuuuuuu- Link Link

  • Bradley Manning’s Trial Begins Link

  • Lots of reasons to join the army - Link

  • Lou Reed Gets a New Liver Link

Interludes: Arnie, The Lonely Island, and Zombi

Direct download: ccn047.mp3
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Come talk music with us on Facebook here.

1. Naked City - La cathédrale engloutie

2. Cyclea - Olive Pit (Oddity Play)

3. Man or Astroman - Many Pieces Of Large Fuzzy Mammals Gathered Together At A Rave & Schmoozing With A Brick

4. Little Dragon - Ritual Union

5. Jimmy Rosso - Held

6 Bohren & Der Club of Gore - Prowler

7. Richard Cheese - Rape Me

8. Silver Pyre - Urn Reconstruction

9. Dissolved  - Michler’s Ketone

10. Tomahawk - Rise Up Dirty Waters

11. Galoshins - Fly On You

12. NODe - Dead Man Working

13. The Fucked Up Beat - Dawn In New York Has Four Columns of Mire And A Huricane of Black Pigeons Splashing In The Putrid Waters

If you want us to play your band/noise/whatever, drop us a line here. Peace. ***Signal Ends***

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This week: Ken cocks up his microphone, Kim learns about Native Americans, We're all going to Mars, The FBI confirm what we've suspected for a while now, Arthur  Magazine props, Massive Roman heads in rivers, and SNAILS!! [powerpress] Personnel –   Joe NolanKim Monaghan, and Ken Eakins Linkypoos:

  • The Shadow Biosphere Link Link

  • Navajo - Link

  • Wanna go to Mars? Link

  • The FBI archives all digital information - Link

  • Dick Gregory, Spike Lee and Django Link

  • Genius - Link

  • The Return of Arthur Magazine Link

  • Lunatics - Link

  • Massive head found floating in a river - Link

  • The Dreadlocked Pygmies of Indonesia Link Link

Interludes Ennio Morricone, John Barry, and P. Bonneau

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A Tad Dank 3   Seizure Crypt - One Way Herma Puma- Beneath The Sea feat. Elemental (Bugseed Remix) Pelt- From The Lakebed Benjamin Shaw- I Got The Samba, The Samba Is What I Got My Dry Wet Mess- Mombasa Tutu The Herbaliser - A Sad State of Affairs Swin Deorin- I’m Over Here Busdriver- Public Grope (It’s So Squishy) Devilman- Seiki Dub Godspeed You ! Black Emperor - Mladic [powerpress]

Direct download: A_Tad_Dank_3.mp3
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ccn45   This week: We get all political and stuff, we celebrate the justice of a man released for a crime he didn't commit, we keep up to date on Bradley Manning, we send off Thatcher with a twist of feminism, we celebrate the art of Joan Cornellà, and finally, we say Google Glass...who gives a fuck? [powerpress] Personnel –   Joe Nolan, Kim Monaghan, and Ken Eakins Links:

  • Patton Oswalt on the Boston Bombings  Link

  • Man in jail 38 years for rape that he didn’t commit gets released -Link

  • An Update on Bradley Manning and the Press Link Link

  • Thatcher hated your lungs - Link

  • Thatcher hated black people - Link

  • Thatcher hated gays - Link

  • I hate Thatcher - Link

  • Nothing to do with Thatcher - Link

  • Google Glass...who gives a flying fuck Link

  Interludes:  Leonard Nimoy, accompanied by Ennio Morricone, and Secret Chiefs 3

Direct download: ccn045.mp3
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This week: The death of heavy metal, Mc Donalds deviant provelactics, Wholefoods' GMO revolution, plagues of locusts on the roach-coach, and much more.

Personnel –   Joe Nolan, and Kim Monaghan

[powerpress]

Links:

  • Is nothing sacred - Link

  • Twilight fail - Link

  • Weiwei metal - Link

  • Just an average bus ride - Link

  • Just an average trip to McDonalds - Link

  • The Original Cypherpunk Manifesto Link

  • Whole Foods will label GMO foods Link

  • Plague of Locusts hits Israel Link

Interludes:

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This week: Kim is finally outed by Facebook, The best birthday gift a young man could ever dream of, Is Gitmo worse than ever?, The third coming of the Anti-Christ, Be careful where you leave your DNA, Hertzog's trouser explosions, and death done right!

Personnel –   Joe NolanKim Monaghan, and Ken Eakins

[powerpress]

Links:

  • Facebook knows you’re gay Kim Monaghan – Link
  • Arraigned for being awesome – Link
  • Is Guantanamo Bay worse than ever? - Link
  • Make it stop – Link
  • Some artists are spooky bastards - Link Link 2
  • New book examines Herzog’s relationship to documentary filmmaking. - Link
  • Live by the gun, die by the gun - Link (Kim)

Interludes:

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ATADEP2 Trackulations New Souls - En Orbita Red Elbow Eye- Ancestors Lie Dead Fader ft Sensational- Work It, No Jucumari- Goldberg Variations No.35 Genesee- Digital Analogue Bagpipe Whiskey- Utterly Kiss and the Motivated Vagina Sweet Benfica- Warmy Morning Porvort - Chair Music 5 Thumpermonkey- Toxocatl Zano Bathroom- Circuitry Nursery

Direct download: atdepisode2.mp3
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Hey, why not come and chat with the hosts, or hit us up with links for future shows on our Facebook page, or our Twitter feed, Kim may reveal himself to you, you lucky, lucky ladies! Personnel –   Joe Nolan, and Kim Monaghan [powerpress] Links:

  • Florida Man Swallowed by the Earth - Link
  • Bravo, Mexicans, bravo. - link
  • Is Russian Serial Killer also a Wizard - Link
  • Welcome to your Police state - Link
  • Bookish Talking - Amazon won’t Keep Calm and Rape - Link
  • Mundus Subterraneous Now Online - Link
  • Henry and Glenn forever and ever #1- Link 
  • I Need A Wife - Link
  • Jimi Lives - Link

  Interludes:

Direct download: ccn042.mp3
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Hey, why not come and chat with the hosts, or hit us up with links for future shows on our Facebook page, or our Twitter feed, Kim may reveal himself to you, you lucky, lucky ladies!

This week: Ken is away in Florida, the home of theme parks, and no Internet, Kim wishes death upon Catholicism,  Is squid actually the rectum of a pig?, Horsemeat burgers, Banksy-mania, and more.

Don't panic! Ken will return soon. Order will be restored. Mic checks will be done before recording, and the lost art of 'fading into music' will be resumed....

Personnel –   Joe Nolan, and Kim Monaghan

[powerpress]

Links:

  • Catholicism’s last gasp?
  • Pig Bung Calamari – Link
  • Banksymania –Link

Interludes:

Direct download: ccn041.mp3.mp3
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Dexter Farm - Bob Emmert, Paul Munsey and Billie Waning July 1946

This episode finds Matt and Alex barfing along, maintaining the viking boat despite dwindling numbers and even more meager interests.

I think Jason shows up later too and he, at least, manages to indulge in some cocktails.

Thanks Cosmic Barista for the cookies!!

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ccn040imgHey, why not come and chat with the hosts, or hit us up with links for future shows on our Facebook page, or our Twitter feed, Kim may reveal himself to you, you lucky, lucky ladies!

This week: We talk Star Wars and JJ Abrams, Joe Nolan disses some boffins, Kim mocks another nation, plastic guns, Comic book anarchy, Techno Viking: yesterday's memes, TODAY, and Beyonce is mad for the Illuminati!

Personnel –   Joe NolanKim Monaghan, and Ken Eakins

Links:

  • The Mind of the Universe - Link
  • Kim’s Traditional “Let’s Laugh At The Funny Foreigners Post” - Link
  • Sneaky gun-nuts make a printable gun - Link (3D printed Houses - Link)
  • Anarchy Comics Back on the Rack - Link
  • Why did no-one tell me about Technoviking ? - Link
  • Beyonce and the illuminati - Link

Interludes:  Estradasphere 

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Tracks: Devilman – 93 Eyvind Kang – Pure Nothing Busdriver – Arguments With Dreams Phlex – Nordish Smegma Trio – Appiness My Dry Wet Mess – Austere Coincidences Kirameki – John Lennon vs The Martians Citizens – Woolen Mammoth Warm Glow – Gum Down (Owl Babies cover) Stanley Odd – Going Through The Motions   If you want Kim to play your gubbins, get in touch through the site.

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'FIGHT CLUB' - FILM WITH BRAD PITT

HEY THERE LISTENERS, WHY NOT COME AND INTERACT WITH US ON FACEBOOK, HERE?

 Kabul Golf Club - 5 Minutes 2 Midnight

Land of Kush’s Egyptian Light Orchestra - The First and the Last

All Dinosaurs - Mongoloid Three Piece Combo - First the bad news

Stanley Odd - Get Out Ma Headspace

Fantomas - Animali In Calore Surriscaldati Con Ipertermia Genitale

Marblemouth - Dear Doe Eyes

Blue Bob - 911

Old Man Gloom - Christmas Eve Pt II

Death Grips - Hustle Bones

Bandwidth - Mountain of Shit

Todd - Happy Easter Florida

Jack Hayter - O,Dreamland !

If you want us to play your band/noise/whatever, drop us a line here. Peace. ***Signal Ends***

Direct download: bcdepisode039.mp3
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catsThis week: We re-round-up 2012 because we lost the episode to the apocalypse, The great cat conspiracy, The man who was never right, Wales's occult invasion, Religion messes you up...wait, this is news?, and of course...Frenchskis.

Personnel –   Joe Nolan, Raymond WileyKim Monaghan, and Ken Eakins 

Links:

  • I dont think a cat can tape things to itself - link
  • Piers Morgan vs Alex Jones Link
  • I can predict stuff wrong but no-one ever asks me - link
  • Is Wales the “witch capital” of the UK? Link
  • Evidence for what we’ve always known - link
  • Frenchskis - link

Interludes: Secret Chiefs 3  Herve Villechaize

Direct download: ccn039.mp3
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The Vikings want to wish all of you degenerates, heathens and holy fucks a very Merry Christmas! And to celebrate that we decided to post another part of our first official train wreck in 4 years. Jason is sipping on his own personal flask while Cohnny regails us with stories about Korea-town and the King’s Spa in Niles. We hear about tiny jewish penises and the tactless path of the middle-aged ablution.

And what would a discussion of tact and penises be without full disclosure of Jesse Jackson’s workout garb? Everybody have a safe, happy, and sickly drunk holiday. We love almost every one of you! Don’t forget to tune in Friday, December 28 for our next live show!!

Direct download: 2012_Then_and_Now_part_2.mp3
Category:Viking Youth Power Hour -- posted at: 7:48pm UTC

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