Right Where You Are Sitting Now

Mutter01 Ted Heistman We join writer-artist Ted Heistman as he tells us about his adventure in the Appalachians, his theory on the reality (or unreality) of the ISIS threat, the Reichian view of fascism, and a whole lot more. Get your tin-foil mortarboards on. It's the inaugural episode!

 

STUFF WE TALK ABOUT:

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This week: Japan: The new breeding ground for hipsterism, Betting on anything here in the UK, Hitler was a damn junkie!, Alan Moore's depatronisation continues, You WILL Praise the J!, Satan's coming out party, and much more.

Personnel –  Frater Isla, Raymond WIley, and Ken Eakins

Linktastics:

  • Fax Machines in the Distant Japan Link LR
  • Political bookies - Link RW
  • Hitler the Meth-head - Link - KE
  • Alan Moore: Historian Link LR
  • You WILL praise the LORD! - Link RW
  • Hail Satan! - Link KE
  • Pop Art Aunties Link LR
  • Scatalogical Warfare! Link RW
  • Magicus Fighticus - Link - KE

Musique:

Tei Shi - Bassically

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Category:CCN -- posted at: 10:28pm UTC

This week: The Americans take over!, Samy's worm, Florida goats know how to party, Avril is Leavinge ... see what I did there, and much more...

Personnel – Joe NolanFrater Isla, and Raymond WIley 

Linkywinks:

  • Samy’s Worm Link
  • Our New Relative Link
  • Florida Party Goats Link
  • When I was a boy...Link
  • The Boner King of Cincinnati Turned Out to Be a Big Dick Link
  • Avril Replaced by Doppleganger Live

Choon:

Die Antwoord - Baby's On Fire

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Category:CCN -- posted at: 3:54pm UTC

 

This week: Make your own comics you lazy ...., The stuff of nightmares, Philp K Dick: The barely tapped resource,  Animal magic, We'll never know what her log had to say, and much more.

Personnel – Joe NolanFrater Isla, and Ken Eakins 

Linkydonks:

  • Mark Millar Wants YOU to Make Comics! Link
  • Seriously...just no! - Link
  • Minority Report - film, television, reality Link
  • Live Migration Link
  • RIP Catherine ‘The Log Lady’ Coulson - Link
  • New Lou - Link
  • I TOLD You Little Girls Can Be Funny Link Link
  • YouTube Adfree subscription coming next month - Link
  • Californium is Full of Schlocky Dick Link

Choon: Kool Keith - 3000

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This week: After a much needed holiday, we return. Hunter S Thompson's crazy antics, Abduction is real!, Disney tracking, Yesus for President, the Internet Hate Machine is sold, and much more. 

Personnel – Joe NolanFrater Isla, and Ken Eakins

Linkydonks:

  • HST Mini-Doc Link
  • Hill’s Abduction Proven by Stars and Stats Link
  • Disney’s Mark of the Beast - Link
  • Kanye in 2020 (Kanye in 20/20) Link
  • 4 Chan Sold to Inspiration Link 
  • The Drugs don’t work, they just make you...dead - Link
  • Bring Tree-Sitting Back Link

Choon:

Woodkid - Iron

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Category:CCN -- posted at: 1:17pm UTC

This week: The prophetic rhetoric of a dinner with Andre, Face-gratin'-fun, Killing Banksy dead with his own gun, interference from the Slender Man, Arm-ear-art, Punch dat Davinci, UK wrongness and loads more.

Personnel – Joe NolanFrater Isla, and Ken Eakins

Linkydoodas:

  • Revisiting ‘My Dinner With Andre’ - Link
  • Death Metal Cheese Link
  • Everything that’s shit about Banksy in a themepark! - Link
  • The Return of Slender Man Link
  • Listen With Your Arm Link
  • Art Puncher! - Link
  • Eyes on Crime in the UK Link
  • Bungle in the Jungle Link 

Choon

DyMe-A-DuZin - Triple Darkness

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This week: Them crazy kids and their 3D printers, Romanian discounts get weird, Who killed Kurt?, Driving tourists round the bend, Sexy granddad alien forgot his medication, and much more.

Personnel – Joe NolanFrater Isla, and Ken Eakins 

Linkydoodas:

  • 3D Printed Drugs Link
  • They vant to suck your blood - Link
  • Soaked in Bleach - Link
  • Driverless Tourists Link
  • Mexican Alien caught on camera - Link
  • Bigfoot Baby-Daddy - Link
  • Woman Marries Dog, Pretends She Doesn’t Have Sex With Him Link
  • Tuba Trolling - Link
  • One More Bigfoot Post - Link

Choon

Black Flag and Mike Patton - Six Pack

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This Week: Rust makes a play for Second Life's girth economy?, The greatest Dwarf England has ever produced, Hunter S. Thompson's house: A Disneyland for Counterculturists?, Russians love a conspiracy theory, Mein Kunst!, and much more.

Personnel – Raymond Wiley, Roejen Razorwire, Frater Isla, and Ken Eakins

Links

  • The Randomized Dicks of Rust Link
  • Asbo Daleks - Link
  • Hunter S. Thompson’s Home to Become a Museum - Link
  • Dylan Storm Roof, the CoC and the Legacy of Segregation Link
  • Russian doubt - Link
  • South Carolina’s Governor on the Confederate Flag Link
  • Mein Art - Link
  • Supreme Court suspense Link

 

Musique Canibus - Channel Zero

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image00 This Week: Some manly pep talk from Jason, blurring the truth, a true shit artist, mysticism in the 21st century, Frater's latest summer collection, we're going to need a bigger boat, and much more.

Personnel –  Joe NolanFrater Isla, and  Ken Eakins 

 Links

  • Fox Hates Square Boobs Link
  • Shit Artist! - Link
  • Charlie Charlie No No  Link
  • Robo Spider Dress Link LR anoukwipprecht.nl
  • Jaws at 40 Link
  • RIP section 215 of the Patriot Act - Link
  • Pigeon Memes Conquer India Link
  • Ecstasy is the new Xanax Link
  • Chinese Dog Eating Festival Link
  • What do Americans think of Russell Brand? - Link

Musique

Stathmau5 - Viagra's for pussies.


ccn85 This Week: Lil Ray combats corporeal Internet lurgies and hates on carnies, Sex robots, the question is finally answered...or is it?, Lil Ray hates earthquakes, Joe Nolanawitz and the missing art, branded teeth implants, and much more.

Personnel –  Joe NolanFrater Isla, and  Ken Eakins 

Links

  • F&*k Animals. F&*k Clowns. Link
  • The future of sex tourism = Robots Link
  • Where is Napoleon's penis? - Link
  • F&*k Earthquakes Link Link Link Link
  • What does this dying gangster know about world’s biggest art heist? Link
  • The best tooth implant ever? - Link
  • F&*k Bee Pollen Link
  • Snowden, Assange, Manning statues unveiled in Berlin Link
  • Being a hipster is shit - Link

Musique

Boots Electric - Complexity

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ccn84image **We got our candy asses hacked here at SittingNow, so it was all hands on deck sorting that, some chicken soup, and a hearty dose of anti-biotics, and we're back!**

This week: Frater brings the mystery of alien radio signals to their knees, Florida + dinosaurs = win, The great American Insurance saga continues, There's gold in dem der hills, Killer robots, and much more.

Personnel –  Raymond Wiley, Roejen Razorwire, Frater Isla, and  Ken Eakins 

Links  

  • Radio Signals Are Aliens! Link
  • BREAKING NEWS: Radio Signals Are Not Aliens! Link
  • Jurassic Florida Link
  • Insurance Shenanigans Link
  • Brown gold! - Link
  • New Report Says No to Killer Robots Link
  • Getting Stuffed - Link
  • No rock! Bring the country! - Link
  • First holographic protest - Link
  • That’s some PKD shit right there! - Link
  • Can’t Afford a Therapist? Link
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Category:CCN -- posted at: 11:40am UTC

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This week: UFO Cultists are foodies!, WWI flying saucers: re-examined, CERN attempt to end us all again, Mars rover runs on Windows 95, Virtual conks, killer music, and much more.

Personnel –  Joe  NolanFrater Isla, and  Ken Eakins 

 Links

  • Heaven’s Gate Anti-Foodies Link
  • WWI UFOs Link
  • Parallel Universes ya’ll - Link
  • Mars Rover Opportunity No Longer Amnesiac Link
  • A Year in Space Link
  • Virtual Nose Fixes VR Sickness Link
  • Music the silent killer - Link
  • Boeing Works On Force Fields Link
  • Panning for gold - Link

 

Musick

Die Antwoord - Baby's on fire

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CCN82image This week: Joe has been replaced by a Dalek! Don't judge me for watching porn, porn in space, Dick of the future, Stonehenge needs a new roof, those generous crows, Jodorowsky kickstartin', Clone your dog from the past, big brother is still watching you, whistleblowin', a great alternative to expensive flights, and london's been duped by fake drugs.

Personnel –  Robo NolanFrater Isla, and  Ken Eakins 

  • Porno justice! - Link
  • Memoir of a Sci-Fi Pornographer Link
  • Dick on the Future Link
  • Sitting Now Phillip K Dick episode - LINK
  • Stonehenge is missing its roof! - Link
  • How to Get Free Stuff From Crows Link Link 
  • Jodorowsky Kickstarter Link
  • 8:58 - The Clock - Link
  • Korean Dog Clone Link
  • The police are tracking you...well, duh! - Link
  • War on Whistleblowers Link
  • Mail Me to Australia Link
  • London’s Coke Problem: It’s Not Coke Link

Music: Boots Electric - Complexity

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This week: Charlie's hippy squeeze does a runner, Florida want their throne back, science proves the weirdest things, Return of a legend, Twitter: The US government's bitch, Ray dreams of Putin, Iceland: an awesome place, and much more.

Personnel –  Joe NolanFrater Isla, Raymond Wiley and  Ken Eakins 

  • Manson Wedding is OFF Link
  • Oh Florida - Link
  • Amazons! Link
  • X-FILES!! Link
  • Twitter’s redacted surveillance document - Link
  • I Dream of Putin - Link
  • Icelanders Go Pagan Link
  • Anti-Satan Police Training Link
  • This American Burroughs  Link
  • E-Cigs, the backlash begins! - Link
  • No More Mr Nice Guy! - Link
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Category:CCN -- posted at: 7:44pm UTC

ccn080 A while back in the New Year we recorded an episode of CCN that I thought was lost. Work commitments, and illness on all sides of the Atlantic got in the way, and then it vanished from the YouTube feed. Then, all of a sudden, like a Kim Monaghan at free-food fair, it appeared out of nowhere. I don't have any links for this show anymore, but I hope you enjoy it anyway. 

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Category:CCN -- posted at: 10:31pm UTC

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The belated pre-Xmas episode finally rears its beautiful head! Internet and holiday seasons don't mix well, apologies.

This week: Happy birthday to the literary messiah!, Poo idols, Annoying those caarazy Christians, Skinny Puppy profit from pain, Magic mushrooms and the crown, and much more.

Personnel –  Joe NolanFrater Isla, and  Ken Eakins

Links of yore:

  • Happy Birthday PKD Link
  • Scatological Christmas Link
  • The must have bling that Christians hate. - Link
  • Skinny Puppy Torture Invoice Link
  • Busted by Mom on CSPANLink
  • On Her Majesty’s Secret Mushrooms - Link
  • Marky Ramone Memoir Link
  • ‘Merry Christmas’ is Back, Bitches Link
  • Going Medieval with 3D printing - Link

 

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Category:CCN -- posted at: 6:30pm UTC

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