Right Where You Are Sitting Now (CCN)

WE RETURN FROM THE DEAD AGAIN!! Sorry this has taken so long, but we've all been super super busy with the 9-5. Normal service will resume shortly.

This Week: Who hacked the TSA? Posture is for losers, Super horny robots, A new Roswell? And much more...

CrewLil RayRaymond Wiley, and Ken Eakins

Linkydinks:

  • The TSA hacked? - Link
  • Fuck Posture link
  • I’m stuck in a WWII hole! - Link
  • Touching Robots Makes You Randy Link
  • The new Roswell? - Link
  • Confederate “Heritage” Month - Link
  • Missing Wright Brothers Patent Found Link
  • The Devil Cometh to New York...eth - Link
  • Segre-GAY-tion - Link

Tune: øfdream - Thelema

 

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This Week: Venereal nastiness, Hypersexual Reptillian Martians, Rise of the robots, Corpse brides, and Nazi Hex rituals...it's good to be back.

Crew: Lil Ray, Raymond Wiley, Roejen, and Ken Eakins

Linkydinks:

  • Bring me the head of ...ewwwww - Link
  • Who is Kyle Odom? - Link
  • The Robots Are Coming! Link
  • Example source for progressive propaganda in the current cycle. - Link
  • Tim Burton would be proud - Link
  • Germany: Kinda Rapey Link
  • Himmler’s Occult Stash - Link
  • Colorado are super-high Link
  • Kill Hitler with Black Magic! - Link

 

Musical Exit: YTCracker - Spacewalk

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Category:CCN -- posted at: 9:40pm UTC

 This week: The American Revolution 2.0! But don't worry, after next week, the Brits are coming! Anyway, this week, Giant face-hugging sea-spider bastards, Star Wars gets panned by a kids cartoon, tin foil is the new black, and much more.

Personnel – Frater Isla, and Joe Nolan

Linkydinks:

  • Gigantic Sea Spiders Link
  • Star Wars Fail Link
  • Tin Foil Fashionista Link
  • AAS Tarot Cards  Link
  • Affluenza Teen  Link
  • Brion Gysin Link

Musak: Weezer - The British are coming

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Category:CCN -- posted at: 11:45am UTC

This week: Get your dabs on, loads of film banter, predict your future with Dale Cooper, Ants are rad, killing Napoleon, the fake Jihad hotline, and much more. Personnel – Frater Isla, Joe Nolan, and Ken Eakins 

Linkywinks:

  • Shattering the po-po - Link
  • New Island In the Distant Japan! Link
  • Twin Peaks Tarot Link
  • Scientology perma-banned from Russia - Link
  • Ants Building Bridges Link
  • The Chemist Who Killed Napoleon Link
  • 1-800-Jihad - Link
  • Sci-Fi Trip Link
  • New LSD doc Link

Aafat - Bollywood Bloodbath

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Category:CCN -- posted at: 12:07pm UTC

Mutter01 Ted Heistman We join writer-artist Ted Heistman as he tells us about his adventure in the Appalachians, his theory on the reality (or unreality) of the ISIS threat, the Reichian view of fascism, and a whole lot more. Get your tin-foil mortarboards on. It's the inaugural episode!

 

STUFF WE TALK ABOUT:

FIND TED:

READ TED:

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This week: Japan: The new breeding ground for hipsterism, Betting on anything here in the UK, Hitler was a damn junkie!, Alan Moore's depatronisation continues, You WILL Praise the J!, Satan's coming out party, and much more.

Personnel –  Frater Isla, Raymond WIley, and Ken Eakins

Linktastics:

  • Fax Machines in the Distant Japan Link LR
  • Political bookies - Link RW
  • Hitler the Meth-head - Link - KE
  • Alan Moore: Historian Link LR
  • You WILL praise the LORD! - Link RW
  • Hail Satan! - Link KE
  • Pop Art Aunties Link LR
  • Scatalogical Warfare! Link RW
  • Magicus Fighticus - Link - KE

Musique:

Tei Shi - Bassically

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Category:CCN -- posted at: 10:28pm UTC

This week: The Americans take over!, Samy's worm, Florida goats know how to party, Avril is Leavinge ... see what I did there, and much more...

Personnel – Joe NolanFrater Isla, and Raymond WIley 

Linkywinks:

  • Samy’s Worm Link
  • Our New Relative Link
  • Florida Party Goats Link
  • When I was a boy...Link
  • The Boner King of Cincinnati Turned Out to Be a Big Dick Link
  • Avril Replaced by Doppleganger Live

Choon:

Die Antwoord - Baby's On Fire

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This week: Make your own comics you lazy ...., The stuff of nightmares, Philp K Dick: The barely tapped resource,  Animal magic, We'll never know what her log had to say, and much more.

Personnel – Joe NolanFrater Isla, and Ken Eakins 

Linkydonks:

  • Mark Millar Wants YOU to Make Comics! Link
  • Seriously...just no! - Link
  • Minority Report - film, television, reality Link
  • Live Migration Link
  • RIP Catherine ‘The Log Lady’ Coulson - Link
  • New Lou - Link
  • I TOLD You Little Girls Can Be Funny Link Link
  • YouTube Adfree subscription coming next month - Link
  • Californium is Full of Schlocky Dick Link

Choon: Kool Keith - 3000

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Category:CCN -- posted at: 3:18pm UTC

This week: After a much needed holiday, we return. Hunter S Thompson's crazy antics, Abduction is real!, Disney tracking, Yesus for President, the Internet Hate Machine is sold, and much more. 

Personnel – Joe NolanFrater Isla, and Ken Eakins

Linkydonks:

  • HST Mini-Doc Link
  • Hill’s Abduction Proven by Stars and Stats Link
  • Disney’s Mark of the Beast - Link
  • Kanye in 2020 (Kanye in 20/20) Link
  • 4 Chan Sold to Inspiration Link 
  • The Drugs don’t work, they just make you...dead - Link
  • Bring Tree-Sitting Back Link

Choon:

Woodkid - Iron

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Category:CCN -- posted at: 1:17pm UTC

This week: The prophetic rhetoric of a dinner with Andre, Face-gratin'-fun, Killing Banksy dead with his own gun, interference from the Slender Man, Arm-ear-art, Punch dat Davinci, UK wrongness and loads more.

Personnel – Joe NolanFrater Isla, and Ken Eakins

Linkydoodas:

  • Revisiting ‘My Dinner With Andre’ - Link
  • Death Metal Cheese Link
  • Everything that’s shit about Banksy in a themepark! - Link
  • The Return of Slender Man Link
  • Listen With Your Arm Link
  • Art Puncher! - Link
  • Eyes on Crime in the UK Link
  • Bungle in the Jungle Link 

Choon

DyMe-A-DuZin - Triple Darkness

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This week: Them crazy kids and their 3D printers, Romanian discounts get weird, Who killed Kurt?, Driving tourists round the bend, Sexy granddad alien forgot his medication, and much more.

Personnel – Joe NolanFrater Isla, and Ken Eakins 

Linkydoodas:

  • 3D Printed Drugs Link
  • They vant to suck your blood - Link
  • Soaked in Bleach - Link
  • Driverless Tourists Link
  • Mexican Alien caught on camera - Link
  • Bigfoot Baby-Daddy - Link
  • Woman Marries Dog, Pretends She Doesn’t Have Sex With Him Link
  • Tuba Trolling - Link
  • One More Bigfoot Post - Link

Choon

Black Flag and Mike Patton - Six Pack

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Category:CCN -- posted at: 9:51pm UTC

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This Week: Rust makes a play for Second Life's girth economy?, The greatest Dwarf England has ever produced, Hunter S. Thompson's house: A Disneyland for Counterculturists?, Russians love a conspiracy theory, Mein Kunst!, and much more.

Personnel – Raymond Wiley, Roejen Razorwire, Frater Isla, and Ken Eakins

Links

  • The Randomized Dicks of Rust Link
  • Asbo Daleks - Link
  • Hunter S. Thompson’s Home to Become a Museum - Link
  • Dylan Storm Roof, the CoC and the Legacy of Segregation Link
  • Russian doubt - Link
  • South Carolina’s Governor on the Confederate Flag Link
  • Mein Art - Link
  • Supreme Court suspense Link

 

Musique Canibus - Channel Zero

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Category:CCN -- posted at: 4:29pm UTC

image00 This Week: Some manly pep talk from Jason, blurring the truth, a true shit artist, mysticism in the 21st century, Frater's latest summer collection, we're going to need a bigger boat, and much more.

Personnel –  Joe NolanFrater Isla, and  Ken Eakins 

 Links

  • Fox Hates Square Boobs Link
  • Shit Artist! - Link
  • Charlie Charlie No No  Link
  • Robo Spider Dress Link LR anoukwipprecht.nl
  • Jaws at 40 Link
  • RIP section 215 of the Patriot Act - Link
  • Pigeon Memes Conquer India Link
  • Ecstasy is the new Xanax Link
  • Chinese Dog Eating Festival Link
  • What do Americans think of Russell Brand? - Link

Musique

Stathmau5 - Viagra's for pussies.


ccn84image **We got our candy asses hacked here at SittingNow, so it was all hands on deck sorting that, some chicken soup, and a hearty dose of anti-biotics, and we're back!**

This week: Frater brings the mystery of alien radio signals to their knees, Florida + dinosaurs = win, The great American Insurance saga continues, There's gold in dem der hills, Killer robots, and much more.

Personnel –  Raymond Wiley, Roejen Razorwire, Frater Isla, and  Ken Eakins 

Links  

  • Radio Signals Are Aliens! Link
  • BREAKING NEWS: Radio Signals Are Not Aliens! Link
  • Jurassic Florida Link
  • Insurance Shenanigans Link
  • Brown gold! - Link
  • New Report Says No to Killer Robots Link
  • Getting Stuffed - Link
  • No rock! Bring the country! - Link
  • First holographic protest - Link
  • That’s some PKD shit right there! - Link
  • Can’t Afford a Therapist? Link
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Category:CCN -- posted at: 11:40am UTC

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This week: UFO Cultists are foodies!, WWI flying saucers: re-examined, CERN attempt to end us all again, Mars rover runs on Windows 95, Virtual conks, killer music, and much more.

Personnel –  Joe  NolanFrater Isla, and  Ken Eakins 

 Links

  • Heaven’s Gate Anti-Foodies Link
  • WWI UFOs Link
  • Parallel Universes ya’ll - Link
  • Mars Rover Opportunity No Longer Amnesiac Link
  • A Year in Space Link
  • Virtual Nose Fixes VR Sickness Link
  • Music the silent killer - Link
  • Boeing Works On Force Fields Link
  • Panning for gold - Link

 

Musick

Die Antwoord - Baby's on fire

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Category:CCN -- posted at: 10:25pm UTC

CCN82image This week: Joe has been replaced by a Dalek! Don't judge me for watching porn, porn in space, Dick of the future, Stonehenge needs a new roof, those generous crows, Jodorowsky kickstartin', Clone your dog from the past, big brother is still watching you, whistleblowin', a great alternative to expensive flights, and london's been duped by fake drugs.

Personnel –  Robo NolanFrater Isla, and  Ken Eakins 

  • Porno justice! - Link
  • Memoir of a Sci-Fi Pornographer Link
  • Dick on the Future Link
  • Sitting Now Phillip K Dick episode - LINK
  • Stonehenge is missing its roof! - Link
  • How to Get Free Stuff From Crows Link Link 
  • Jodorowsky Kickstarter Link
  • 8:58 - The Clock - Link
  • Korean Dog Clone Link
  • The police are tracking you...well, duh! - Link
  • War on Whistleblowers Link
  • Mail Me to Australia Link
  • London’s Coke Problem: It’s Not Coke Link

Music: Boots Electric - Complexity

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Category:CCN -- posted at: 11:16pm UTC

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This week: Charlie's hippy squeeze does a runner, Florida want their throne back, science proves the weirdest things, Return of a legend, Twitter: The US government's bitch, Ray dreams of Putin, Iceland: an awesome place, and much more.

Personnel –  Joe NolanFrater Isla, Raymond Wiley and  Ken Eakins 

  • Manson Wedding is OFF Link
  • Oh Florida - Link
  • Amazons! Link
  • X-FILES!! Link
  • Twitter’s redacted surveillance document - Link
  • I Dream of Putin - Link
  • Icelanders Go Pagan Link
  • Anti-Satan Police Training Link
  • This American Burroughs  Link
  • E-Cigs, the backlash begins! - Link
  • No More Mr Nice Guy! - Link
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Category:CCN -- posted at: 7:44pm UTC

ccn080 A while back in the New Year we recorded an episode of CCN that I thought was lost. Work commitments, and illness on all sides of the Atlantic got in the way, and then it vanished from the YouTube feed. Then, all of a sudden, like a Kim Monaghan at free-food fair, it appeared out of nowhere. I don't have any links for this show anymore, but I hope you enjoy it anyway. 

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Category:CCN -- posted at: 10:31pm UTC

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The belated pre-Xmas episode finally rears its beautiful head! Internet and holiday seasons don't mix well, apologies.

This week: Happy birthday to the literary messiah!, Poo idols, Annoying those caarazy Christians, Skinny Puppy profit from pain, Magic mushrooms and the crown, and much more.

Personnel –  Joe NolanFrater Isla, and  Ken Eakins

Links of yore:

  • Happy Birthday PKD Link
  • Scatological Christmas Link
  • The must have bling that Christians hate. - Link
  • Skinny Puppy Torture Invoice Link
  • Busted by Mom on CSPANLink
  • On Her Majesty’s Secret Mushrooms - Link
  • Marky Ramone Memoir Link
  • ‘Merry Christmas’ is Back, Bitches Link
  • Going Medieval with 3D printing - Link

 

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Category:CCN -- posted at: 6:30pm UTC

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We finally went and did it. The first video CCN!

This week: Kim gives us the low down on an event in the US, Dino teeth...found!, About as useful as a chocolate teapot, Matheny's new online mag, Take a tour of evolution with this retard, Jesus in asia, Hitler's artistic chops, Fast crocodiles, landing robots on comets, Egyptian magick, and much more.

Personnel –  Joe NolanFrater IslaKim Monaghan, and  Ken Eakins

Links:

  • Ferguson - Link
  • Dino Dentistry! - Link
  • Apocalypse News: Chocolate Shortage (Not) On the Way Link
  • The new Remnants project with Joseph Matheny - Link
  • Retard Christian woman is outraged at museum's evolution exhibition - Link
  • Jesus in Japan Link
  • Hitler - Artist - Link
  • Galloping Crocodiles Link
  • How did we not cover this Space News? Link
  • Egyptian Grimoire Translated Link
  • Brand and Grotesque Blood Sport - Link
  • Jodorowsky’s Animated Dune Link
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Category:CCN -- posted at: 9:30pm UTC

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This week: Kim and Joe have been sent to podcast bootcamp, UFO smoking gun...if only there was a gun, bum fights! yeah!, Florida shakes it weird booty back in our direction, Dragon Age too spicy for Indian tastes, music so bad it kills, Nazis raise cash for charity, and much more.

Personnel –  Frater IslaRoejen Razorwire and  Ken Eakins

Linkydinkys:

  • UFO ‘Smoking Gun’ Pile Gets Bigger Link
  • Bum Fights and Body Parts Link
  • Florida ups the Ante - Link
  • New Dragon Age - Illegal in India Link
  • Music Hatred the Next Generation Link
  • German Neo-Nazis Accidentally Raise Money for Anti-Extremist Charity Link
  • Lube 101 Link
  • Lumbersexuality Link
  • Texas Textbooks Suck Link
  • Student Sheep Shaggers! -Link
  • Energy drinks are the devils work - Link
  • Dino Dentistry! - Link

  Interlude: Bobby Con.

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Category:CCN -- posted at: 9:13pm UTC

Screen Shot 2014-11-18 at 14.25.02 This week: CCN reaches an all time low: Using Robots to make ghosts, a new low in regular features, clowns are scary..the facts, China has a really big laser, a big snake eats a man, the pros and cons of space travel with Virgin, Bill's documentary about Napster, more religious hoaxary, and much more.

Personnel –  Kim Monaghan, Ken Eakins, and Frater Isla

Linkydinkys:

  • Using Robots To Make Ghosts Link
  • Vanessa Mae News - Link 
  • French Fucking Clowns! - Link 
  • China Builds a Laser Cannon to Emasculate the World Link
  • Thank God someone finally did this - Link
  • Still going ? - Link 
  • Downloaded -Link
  • Hoaxer Says Jesus Was Married Link
  • The Big Bud - Link
  • Occupy Democracy - Link 

Interludes The Queens Empire.

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Category:CCN -- posted at: 2:36pm UTC

A senior man holding two dumbbells while flexing his muscles. Sorry for the delay this week kids. I (the all seeing Ken), have been stricken with evil germs. What are you going to do uh?

This week: I actually don't know...it's all in American...But I think they talk about Black Eyed kids again...or was it the black eyed peas?, Something about Pigeons being terrorists?, How Twin Peaks is an all American cherry pie of a show?, Going to war again?...I dunno you listen.

Personnel –  Joe Nolan, and Frater Isla 

  • Ghost News: Black Eyed Child is back! - Link
  • 10,000 Chinese Pigeons Subjected to Cavity SearchesLink
  • The Return of Twin Peaks Link
  • ‘The Art of Future War Project’: Washington Hires ‘Call of Duty’ Creator Link
  • Spooktober - The Goatman of Pope Lick Link
  • Antarctica’s Melting Ice Causing Gravity to Change Link
  • The Medium is the Message at 50 - Link

 

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Category:CCN -- posted at: 9:15pm UTC

jacked! This image was straight up jacked from the amazing http://www.scifiairshow.com go check it out

 This week: The great Idaho chicken heist of 2014, stoner mice, Boffins discuss aliens, Michael Bay's already done it, Titantastic titillation, Dracula News: The new craze sweeping the nation, Edgar Allen Poe's wet dream, Colombian cons his way into Isla's heart, and much more.

Personnel –  Joe Nolan Frater IslaKim Monaghan, and Ken Eakins

Links:

  • Nice job - Link
  • Marty The Marijuana Mouse Link
  • NASA gets boffins into talk Aliens Link
  • Diary date - Link
  • What is this strange object in the ocean on Titan? - Link 
  • Dracula News: Vlads prison discovered Link
  • Some Lady Might Have Possibly Been Buried Alive Maybe Link
  • Colombian Con Man is Isla’s Hero Link
  • Missing the point - Link
  • Ghost News: Black Eyed Child is back! - Link

Music: Dan the Automator - Ganges A Go-Go


ccn73 This week: Magick: The drug of the nation, bring back Satan's thuper dick,  Goats doing what they do best, Walmart gets a soakin', ISIS are thuper pithed at Twitter, oh mah gawwww, best suicide ever?, Nerd talk with Joe and Roejen, GTFO my iPhone US, theriouthly!

Personnel –  Joe Nolan Frater IslaRoejen Razorwire, and Ken Eakins

Links:

  • Witchcraft, Sorcery, and Magic on the Battlefield Link
  • People demand the return of well endowed Satan - Link
  • The Decaptitated Goats of NYC Link
  • Bodily fluids News: Two twats sprayed Walmart stock with Doe piss - Link
  • ISIS Tweets: Kill Twitter Link
  • Man decapitates himself with a car - Link
  • D&D at 40 Link
  • U2 Unloaded Link

Music: Cloroform - Hey You! Let's Kiss!

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Category:CCN -- posted at: 10:40pm UTC

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This week: Dem boffins are at it again and Kim is watchin' em, behold your new master: JIBO, Europe hates Google, Ebola and Roswell, Naked hijackers and much more!

Personnel –  Joe Nolan Frater IslaKim Monaghan, and Ken Eakins 

  • Higgs - Boson News - Link
  • Google Glass no longer scares me; Jibo does - Link, Link
  • Europe Hates Google Link
  • Ebola: The Roswell Connection Link
  • Elbow musical or musical elbow ? - Link
  • Naked, Stick-Wielding Carjacker Gets Hogtied By Highway Drivers - Link
  • Witchcraft, Sorcery, and Magic on the Battlefield Link
  • The Decaptitated Goats of NYC Link
  • How it starts - Link
  • Two twats sprayed Walmart stock with Doe piss - Link
  • ISIS Tweets: Kill Twitter Link
  • D&D at 40 Link Joe

Outro: Mike Patton and The Dillenger Escape Plan - When good dogs do bad things

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Category:CCN -- posted at: 5:45pm UTC

ccn71 This week: Gundam fans: size isn't everything, Don't cross the Dark Lord!, Glow in the dark Wild Boar, Net Neutrality, Ryan Gosling and incest, Don't be dissing my Montessori, Google Glass: The creepiness continues, and much more!

Personnel –  Matt Staggs Frater Isla, Kim Monaghan, and Ken Eakins

Links

  • Anime Dweebs Plan Sixty-Foot Robot Link
  • Dark Lord oppression - Link 
  • More than one in three wild boar in Germany too radioactive to eat - LINK
  • How will Kim get his unspeakable porn? - Link
  • The Notebook Proven to Cause Incest Link
  • Montessori Texas style - Link
  • Creepy emotion-detecting Google Glass app - LINK
  • Octopus-Inspired Cloak of Invisibility Link
  • Beer Texas style - Link
  • Drunk Seattle Man in Tuxedo Opens Fire on Couple Who Interrupts public oral sex -Link
  • Double Space News (DSN) - Link, Link 2

Music: Estradasphere

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Category:CCN -- posted at: 10:03pm UTC

CCN70image This week: US Veterans are not fans of drugs, The great Washington body-double conspiracy, Germany does it analogue!, The cows come home, Archie takes a bullet...finally, and loads more great gumph in this return to CCN greatness!

Personnel –  Raymond Wiley, Matt Staggs Frater Isla, and Ken Eakins

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Links

  • US Veterans Stop Taking Their Meds Link
  • Washington Body Doubles - Link
  • Germany goes back to the future with typewriters - Link
  • Freedom of choice...for cows - Link
  • Archie Takes a Bullet Lin
  • Robbie the Robot’s claws: Torah writing robot debuts - Link
  • Money well spent - Link
  • Russian scientists might be our saviours -Link
  • GCHQ Can Manipulate Social Media Link

Interlude: Sage Francis - Dance Monkey

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Category:CCN -- posted at: 2:03pm UTC

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WHAT IS THIS?? A CCN RELEASED IN A TIMELY FASHION?

This week: We salute the changing of the guard at DisInfo, Bad vibes in Isla-Town, Vlad the Impaler found!, Washington hippy news, Ouija boards now on the NHS, Get that vag in shape!, Soooo Normcore, Spotty Mars logic, and get your folk on with shirley Collins.

Personnel –  Kim MonaghanFrater Isla, and Ken Eakins

 Links

  • Farewell, Matt Staggs - Link
  • Bad Vibes in Texas Link
  • Dracula is buried in Italy...apparently - Link
  • Stoned State: Weed in Washington Link
  • Diagnosis: Ouija Board LinkLink
  • Vaginal fitness tracker - Link
  • What’s a Normcore? Link
  • Rover Spots Mars UFO? Link
  • Shirley Collins Campaign - Link
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Category:CCN -- posted at: 11:24am UTC

ccn66 Apologies for the lateness of this show, I (The Ken) have been ill.

This week: The Big Dog is off the chain, yeah that's right, Ken's hosting again. That's really all you need to know....no?...ok, this week we discuss The latest activistprank from the Yes Men, New moons and hipsters, Hack your face!, Kim's analogue dream tape, Stuff, The weirdness of Mandella's interpreter, Brazilian football is Smash TV, Nintendo gayness, and Florida's cache of medieval weapons.

Personnel –  Kim MonaghanFrater Isla, and Ken Eakins

Links to your soul

  • The Yes Men Prank Homeland Security Link
  • New moon rising - Link
  • URME Prosthetic Surveilance Hacking! - Link
  • Cassette Tapes are Back! Link
  • I would. - Link
  • Mandella interpreter is a fucking oddball - Link
  • Brazilian Futbol Fan Killed by Toilet Link
  • Gaytendo - Link
  • Cache of Medieval weapons discovered in a coffin in Florida - Link

Interlude:

These disturbed wannabes - Link


ccn65image This week: Ken gets all nerdy about the Star Wars Episode VII cast announcement, The KKK gets all neighbourly and then sleeps with a gay black guy, Bees are little bastards!, Balls of purity, More fascism in the UK, Dem Vampire Ants be all up in my yard, E.T.'s sordid past, Locke and load, and Trippin' in Italy.

Personnel –   Joe NolanFrater Isla, and Ken Eakins Links

  • STAR WARS Ep VII CAST ANNOUNCED!!! - Link
  • KKK Starts Neighborhood Watch Link
  • Ken’s Fascist Corner: KKK Grand Dragon’s gay black man past. - Link
  • Worst place to be stung by a bee Link
  • Purity Balls Link
  • Ken’s Fascist Corner: EDL march in Brighton turns ugly...who saw that one coming? - Link
  • Dracula Ants Discovered in Madagascar Link
  • Atari’s Shame Unearthed Link
  • Locke film review Link
  • The Trip is back

Interlude

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Category:CCN -- posted at: 4:09pm UTC

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This week: Sans-Ken, our fearless heroes attempt (in vain) to push on through with a 'show' for you lucky listeners. Listen to them discuss: Baby Poop, Chef Liar, Pomegranate Batteries, Bangingbig with the Big Bang (yeah I went there), Solar Moon Energy...man, Growing vegetables in space ...maaaaaan, Noah: Action hero. and Courtney Love: Plane finder.

Personnel –   Joe NolanFrater Isla, and Kim Monaghan

  • Baby Poop Sausage... Link
  • Chef Liar - Link Link
  • Hippy Watch: Pomegranate batteries - Link
  • Big Bang Proven - Link
  • Solar Energy From the Moon Link
  • Hippy Watch: NASA trying to grow vegetables in space - Link
  • Noah Kicked Ass - Link
  • Courtney Love: Plane spotter - Link

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This week: Isla promos the homo..wait, I fancy some human heads with my Ramen, Ken has that sinking feeling, The Bible: the gift that keeps giving, Isla's Florida report, Crowd-sourcing the cure for cancer, and those crazy Aztecs and their manuscripts.

Personnel –   Frater IslaKim MonaghanRoejen Razorwire and Ken Eakins

Linkydinks

  • 8 US States with “No Promo Homo” Policies Link
  • Get some Human heads in your belly Link
  • Fucking Sinkholes in the UK now! Link
  • More Down Home Bible Based Madness - Link
  • 55 Bodies Uncovered at Florida’s ‘School of Terror’ Link
  • Another Zombie Attack in Florida Link
  • Man Sets Apartment Fire after Being Told to Stop Masturbating Link
  • Is There A Female Comms Expert ? - Link
  • Voynich manuscript decoded Link
Direct download: Coincidence_Control_Network__File_061_-_Florida_Watch.mp3
Category:CCN -- posted at: 11:35pm UTC

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This week: Phillip Seymour Hoffman: Goodnight sweet prince, Isla's got his hands all over your Japanese bra, Go hack a fridge, Remove the pox of the Internet with one nifty plugin, Enigmatic Castaways, Git your Drones off my yard!, Cyberflora on MY Internet?, and Raymonds Oathorama!

Personnel –   Frater Isla, Raymond Wiley, Roejen Razorwire and Ken Eakins 

Linkydinks

  • Japanese Invent ‘True Love Bra’ Link
  • Now fridges are at it! Link
  • De-bullshitter plugin Link
  • Desert Island Depression Link
  • Beer Drone Shot Down by FAA Link
  • Cyberflora all over my Internets! Link
  • Oath-keepers go operational Link
Direct download: Coincidence_Control_Network__File_060_-_Cyberflora__on_MY_Internet_.mp3
Category:CCN -- posted at: 2:33pm UTC

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This week: Seperation between Church and...oh forget it, Pope blood is so hot right now, Himmler's does TMZ, Like shooting chickens in a barrel, County pot awards, Ex-pat pricks, and Obama-care breakdown.

Personnel –   Kim Monaghan, Frater Isla, Raymond Wiley, and Ken Eakins

Linkydinks:

  • Louisiana Schools Enforce Christianity Link
  • Rough Week For Popes - Link, Link
  • Himmler’s the new Anne Frank - Link
  • Hunt cows with a rocket launcher - Link
  • Pot Awards at the County Fair! Link
  • Porsche-Owning Ex-Pat; Pronounced Prick. - Link
  • Heart-attack-ac-ac-ACA  Link
Direct download: ccn059.mp3
Category:CCN -- posted at: 11:26pm UTC

gayfish This week: Kanye West is a dick, The janitor that confused the Internet, Hitchcock's most miserable moments, Ahoy there and stuff; The Pirate Bay still afloat, Urban Freeclimbing makes me mouth-vomit, and Incest for the new generation.

Personnel –   Joe Nolan, Kim Monaghan, and Ken Eakins

Linkydinks:

  • But he could have bought humility and talent - Link
  • Janitor secretly worked on unsolvable puzzle! - Link
  • Hitchcock’s Holocaust Link, Link
  • The Pirate Bay: Still Afloat Link
  • Altered:Urban Freeclimbing makes me feel ill/& why I am so shocked that C4 made a decent documentary! - Link
  • Ewwwwfest - Link

Interludes: KnifeHandChop & El Rey Y o

Direct download: ccn058.mp3
Category:CCN -- posted at: 3:47pm UTC

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This week: The CCN crew stumbles drunkly into 2014 still a man down, Rest in Peace Al Goldstein you rough and ready diamond, Sex makes you done smarter, Dem robots took our joooobs, I've heard of pussy power...but this?, and those wacky DEA boys are at it again.

Personnel –   Joe NolanFrater Isla, and Ken Eakins

Links

  • RIP Mr Goldstein - Link
  • How Sex Affects Intelligence, and Vice Versa Link
  • The Future Lends a Hand Link
  • Cronenberg would be proud! - Link
  • Confirmed: The DEA Struck A Deal With Mexico’s Most Notorious Drug Cartel Link

Interludes

Morphine - Super Sex

The Advisory Circle - Everyday Science (for Ron Geesin)

Direct download: ccn057.mp3
Category:CCN -- posted at: 12:21pm UTC

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This week:  Ho Ho, Kin' Ho! Satan to get a statue?, Tila Tequila turns to Hitler, Print your food!, Mysterious puzzles on the interwebs, Playstations: the refuge of the damned!, Blockbuster Video: good night sweet prince, and NSA getting their Judgements. Personnel –   Joe NolanFrater Isla, and Ken Eakins [powerpress] Link

  • Oklahoma Leaders say Satanic Monument Unlikely - Link
  • Thefuturenowreport: Print your fucking food! - Link
  • The Internet’s Most Mysterious Puzzle Link
  • Playstations are for perves and weirdos - Link
  • Blockbuster’s Last Rental Link
  • NSA Surveillance is ‘Likely Unconstitutional,’ Judge Rules - Link

Interludes Sospetto, Serge Gainsbourg, and Reverend Horton Heat [youtube]http://youtu.be/sCF-mCeW7Ig[/youtube]

Direct download: ccn0056.mp3
Category:CCN -- posted at: 8:06pm UTC

ccn55image This week: We're a man down, but hunkier than ever, America goes gaga for molly, Art bell: we hardly knew thee ... on satellite, Ikea CATastrophe, Mars barred, Did you father a child at a Megadeth concert?,  and William Burroughs: Scientologist.

Personnel –   Joe Nolan and Ken Eakins 

Links:

America finally notices MDMA - Link

Art Bell Cancelled - Link

IKEA let 100 cats loose in a store - Link

The Trouble with Mars (Space News) - Link

Chick gets knocked up at a Megadeth show, tries to find father on Craigslist - Link

William S. Burroughs - Scientologist! - Link - Link   Interludes: Secret Chiefs 3, Lipps Inc 

Direct download: ccn055.mp3
Category:CCN -- posted at: 10:40pm UTC

ccnimage This week: Ken and Kim cause the entire SittingNow Media podcast production line to grind to a halt because of Grand Theft Auto V, and then talk about it in length, Is gold really space swag?, Kimensional news, Giallo Fever, Drugs and America, more drugs, and ancient presidents go UFO spotting....ah, it's good to be back!

Personnel –   Joe NolanKim Monaghan, and Ken Eakins 

Linktastico:

  • Is Gold from Outer Space? - Link
  • Jefferson’s UFO sighting Link
  • Dimension News - Link
  • Amer - Link

  • Blood on Black Lace - Link
  • The Worst Drug Epidemic in US History Link
  • Drug Scare Du Jour - Link

Interludes Venetian Snares, and Chrome Hoof

Direct download: ccn053.mp3
Category:CCN -- posted at: 6:40pm UTC

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This week: Area 51 ain't no thang, bring on Area 52!, Diana conspiracy: The people say 'meh', L Ron Hubbard: Jazz Legend, Some Space News from the mouth of Kim Monaghan, and Film Taaaalk. Personnel –   Joe Nolan, Kim MonaghanJoseph Matheny, and Ken Eakins [powerpress] Linkywotsitnows:

Area 51 declassified Link

Too old. Don’t care - Link

L. Ron Hubbard’s musical hubbub -Link

Black hole action - Link

Interludes April March, BS 2000, The Apollo Stars, and Cloroform

Direct download: ccn052.mp3
Category:CCN -- posted at: 8:00pm UTC

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This week: Get off Facebook and read a book you dumbdumb, Why tech isn't the solution to surveillance - you are, Bradley Manning's fate, Blood surveillance a good thing?,  The Moorish Americans are awesome, and Kentucky Alien gunfighters. Personnel –   Joe NolanJoseph Matheny, and Ken Eakins [powerpress] Linkydinks

Tech Hacks won’t fix our Big Brother issues - Link

The New Age of Algorithms - Link

Bradley Manning sentencing imminent Link

Predictors of Suicidal behaviour found in blood - Link

Moorish American’s - Link

Kentucky alien gunfight anniversary Link Interludes Theme from Don & Peter Thomas Sound Orchestra

Direct download: ccn051.mp3
Category:CCN -- posted at: 7:19pm UTC

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This week: Two lone wanderers return, the Tories hate Kim...a lot, Minority Report is getting closer, Surveillance Free day, Bradley update, Progressives get an open letter,  we catch up with our lost heroes. Only God Forgives and The Holy Mountain, and much much more.

Personnel –   Joe NolanKim Monaghan, and Ken Eakins + SPECIAL GUESTS!

Linkypoops

David Cameron hates me - Link , Link

Retail Stores have new ways to track you - Link

The Surveillance-Free Day - Link

Bradley Manning verdict - Link

An Open Letter to Open-Minded Progressives - Link

The Holy Mountain at 40 - Link

Interludes

Chrome Hoof, The Lonely Island, Star Wars, and Arnie

Direct download: ccn050.mp3
Category:CCN -- posted at: 10:04pm UTC

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This week: Gremlins cause havoc with our computers, but Kim saves the day, art is vandalised, art is vandalised by it's artists, a film that will melt your head with mushrooms and magick, YouTube the censor, American fast-food chains cheat their employees, Mos Def is a cool guy, football goes batshit, Germans get harassed by advertising in their skulls, and isn't it about time we got a theme tune for sinkholes? [powerpress] Personnel –   Joe NolanKim Monaghan, and Ken Eakins Linkypoos:

  • Vandalised art exhibitions retrospective - Link

  • 5 Famous Artists Who Tried to Destroy Their Own Work - Link Link

  • A Field in England - Link

  • Do You Trust YouTube to Define Art? - Link

  • Why America has a bad reputation with the rest of the world - Link

  • Yasiin Bey (Mos Def) Force-Fed Gitmo Style - Link

  • It’s just a game, people - Link

  • Adverts beamed directly into your head...in Germany! - Link

  • Sinkholes : The Revenge - Link

Interludes:  Secret Chiefs 3, Aaron Spectre. and Zombi

Direct download: ccn049.mp3
Category:CCN -- posted at: 8:18pm UTC

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This week: We go bumper length to stem the patience of our listeners...*cough*...Canadians are awesome, drink driving goes Cronenberg, More booze antics, Overdoses for sale, Bilderbergorama, Jon Lajoie is awesome, Activism is the new black, The return of Occupy?, The NSA read all of Kim's dirty emails, and eyeball licking. [powerpress] Personnel –   Joe NolanKim Monaghan, and Ken Eakins Linkypoos:

  • Canada confirms existence of alien life. For real (props Ben Brujo) - Link
  • ‘Pub loo shocker’ ad is pretty extreme!! - Link
  • Booze has a lot to answer for - Link
  • Cornering the Market on Overdoses Link
  • Bilderberg Denouement - Link
  • Give money to Jon Lajoie- Link
  • Activism is the New Terrorism - Link
  • Occupy Again - Link Link Link
  • A History of NSA Spying - Link
  • Prize for Episode 50 is sorted - Link

Interludes: Dissolved, Yppah, and Jon Lajoie 

Direct download: ccn048pre.mp3
Category:CCN -- posted at: 1:41pm UTC

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This week: The Beast cometh!, Weed Weekly, Wake up and smell the bacon, Joe's infomercial, Beware the Build-A-Bear Group, Kim wants Google glass to look at porn because Kim is a massive perv, Icke-TV, Bradley Manning's trial, Kim wants to join the Israeli army to perv over girls because Kim is a massive perv, and Lou Reed gets a new liver...for cash. [powerpress] Personnel –   Joe NolanKim Monaghan, and Ken Eakins Linkypoos:

  • The Mark of The Beast has Arrived! - Link

  • Two excellent reasons to get stoned - Link

  • Francis Bacon’s Triptych Turns 40 Link Link

  • Tales of Hot Rod Horror 2 Link Link

  • Bilderberg comes to the Uk, provides speakers corner for twats - Link, Link

  • Awwwwwwww - Link

  • David Icke is launching a TV channel … fuuuuuu- Link Link

  • Bradley Manning’s Trial Begins Link

  • Lots of reasons to join the army - Link

  • Lou Reed Gets a New Liver Link

Interludes: Arnie, The Lonely Island, and Zombi

Direct download: ccn047.mp3
Category:CCN -- posted at: 7:44pm UTC

ccn040imgHey, why not come and chat with the hosts, or hit us up with links for future shows on our Facebook page, or our Twitter feed, Kim may reveal himself to you, you lucky, lucky ladies!

This week: We talk Star Wars and JJ Abrams, Joe Nolan disses some boffins, Kim mocks another nation, plastic guns, Comic book anarchy, Techno Viking: yesterday's memes, TODAY, and Beyonce is mad for the Illuminati!

Personnel –   Joe NolanKim Monaghan, and Ken Eakins

Links:

  • The Mind of the Universe - Link
  • Kim’s Traditional “Let’s Laugh At The Funny Foreigners Post” - Link
  • Sneaky gun-nuts make a printable gun - Link (3D printed Houses - Link)
  • Anarchy Comics Back on the Rack - Link
  • Why did no-one tell me about Technoviking ? - Link
  • Beyonce and the illuminati - Link

Interludes:  Estradasphere 

Direct download: ccn040.mp3
Category:CCN -- posted at: 8:30pm UTC

This week: The science behind Halloween monsters, The GTMO beard mystery, Heaven is real? Obama covered Bush, India's black magic capital, wtf is Gangnam Style? The end of days, The conspiracy Tsunami, Kim's 'lephant garde, and Halloween movies you must see.

Personnel –   Joe NolanNicholas Pell, Kim Monaghan, and Ken Eakins[powerpress]

Links

  • The Science Behind Halloween Monsters -Link
  • The kind of hard hitting investigative reportage we need - Link
  • Confused-Boffin-Talk: Heaven is real, says a Doctor - Link
  • Obama covered Bush’s ass - Link
  • India’s Black Magic Capital - Link
  • Can someone please explain what a Gangnam Style is? - Link
  • Frankenstorm creates conspiracy tsunami - Link
  • lephant Garde  - Link

Interludes 

Direct download: ccn037.mp3
Category:CCN -- posted at: 10:54am UTC

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