Right Where You Are Sitting Now (ccn)

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This week: Kim and Joe have been sent to podcast bootcamp, UFO smoking gun...if only there was a gun, bum fights! yeah!, Florida shakes it weird booty back in our direction, Dragon Age too spicy for Indian tastes, music so bad it kills, Nazis raise cash for charity, and much more.

Personnel –  Frater IslaRoejen Razorwire and  Ken Eakins

Linkydinkys:

  • UFO ‘Smoking Gun’ Pile Gets Bigger Link
  • Bum Fights and Body Parts Link
  • Florida ups the Ante - Link
  • New Dragon Age - Illegal in India Link
  • Music Hatred the Next Generation Link
  • German Neo-Nazis Accidentally Raise Money for Anti-Extremist Charity Link
  • Lube 101 Link
  • Lumbersexuality Link
  • Texas Textbooks Suck Link
  • Student Sheep Shaggers! -Link
  • Energy drinks are the devils work - Link
  • Dino Dentistry! - Link

  Interlude: Bobby Con.

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Category:CCN -- posted at: 9:13pm UTC

Screen Shot 2014-11-18 at 14.25.02 This week: CCN reaches an all time low: Using Robots to make ghosts, a new low in regular features, clowns are scary..the facts, China has a really big laser, a big snake eats a man, the pros and cons of space travel with Virgin, Bill's documentary about Napster, more religious hoaxary, and much more.

Personnel –  Kim Monaghan, Ken Eakins, and Frater Isla

Linkydinkys:

  • Using Robots To Make Ghosts Link
  • Vanessa Mae News - Link 
  • French Fucking Clowns! - Link 
  • China Builds a Laser Cannon to Emasculate the World Link
  • Thank God someone finally did this - Link
  • Still going ? - Link 
  • Downloaded -Link
  • Hoaxer Says Jesus Was Married Link
  • The Big Bud - Link
  • Occupy Democracy - Link 

Interludes The Queens Empire.

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Category:CCN -- posted at: 2:36pm UTC

A senior man holding two dumbbells while flexing his muscles. Sorry for the delay this week kids. I (the all seeing Ken), have been stricken with evil germs. What are you going to do uh?

This week: I actually don't know...it's all in American...But I think they talk about Black Eyed kids again...or was it the black eyed peas?, Something about Pigeons being terrorists?, How Twin Peaks is an all American cherry pie of a show?, Going to war again?...I dunno you listen.

Personnel –  Joe Nolan, and Frater Isla 

  • Ghost News: Black Eyed Child is back! - Link
  • 10,000 Chinese Pigeons Subjected to Cavity SearchesLink
  • The Return of Twin Peaks Link
  • ‘The Art of Future War Project’: Washington Hires ‘Call of Duty’ Creator Link
  • Spooktober - The Goatman of Pope Lick Link
  • Antarctica’s Melting Ice Causing Gravity to Change Link
  • The Medium is the Message at 50 - Link

 

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Category:CCN -- posted at: 9:15pm UTC

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 This week: The great Idaho chicken heist of 2014, stoner mice, Boffins discuss aliens, Michael Bay's already done it, Titantastic titillation, Dracula News: The new craze sweeping the nation, Edgar Allen Poe's wet dream, Colombian cons his way into Isla's heart, and much more.

Personnel –  Joe Nolan Frater IslaKim Monaghan, and Ken Eakins

Links:

  • Nice job - Link
  • Marty The Marijuana Mouse Link
  • NASA gets boffins into talk Aliens Link
  • Diary date - Link
  • What is this strange object in the ocean on Titan? - Link 
  • Dracula News: Vlads prison discovered Link
  • Some Lady Might Have Possibly Been Buried Alive Maybe Link
  • Colombian Con Man is Isla’s Hero Link
  • Missing the point - Link
  • Ghost News: Black Eyed Child is back! - Link

Music: Dan the Automator - Ganges A Go-Go


ccn73 This week: Magick: The drug of the nation, bring back Satan's thuper dick,  Goats doing what they do best, Walmart gets a soakin', ISIS are thuper pithed at Twitter, oh mah gawwww, best suicide ever?, Nerd talk with Joe and Roejen, GTFO my iPhone US, theriouthly!

Personnel –  Joe Nolan Frater IslaRoejen Razorwire, and Ken Eakins

Links:

  • Witchcraft, Sorcery, and Magic on the Battlefield Link
  • People demand the return of well endowed Satan - Link
  • The Decaptitated Goats of NYC Link
  • Bodily fluids News: Two twats sprayed Walmart stock with Doe piss - Link
  • ISIS Tweets: Kill Twitter Link
  • Man decapitates himself with a car - Link
  • D&D at 40 Link
  • U2 Unloaded Link

Music: Cloroform - Hey You! Let's Kiss!

Direct download: Coincidence_Control_Network__File_73_-_Satans_Big_Red_Rocket.mp3
Category:CCN -- posted at: 10:40pm UTC

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This week: Dem boffins are at it again and Kim is watchin' em, behold your new master: JIBO, Europe hates Google, Ebola and Roswell, Naked hijackers and much more!

Personnel –  Joe Nolan Frater IslaKim Monaghan, and Ken Eakins 

  • Higgs - Boson News - Link
  • Google Glass no longer scares me; Jibo does - Link, Link
  • Europe Hates Google Link
  • Ebola: The Roswell Connection Link
  • Elbow musical or musical elbow ? - Link
  • Naked, Stick-Wielding Carjacker Gets Hogtied By Highway Drivers - Link
  • Witchcraft, Sorcery, and Magic on the Battlefield Link
  • The Decaptitated Goats of NYC Link
  • How it starts - Link
  • Two twats sprayed Walmart stock with Doe piss - Link
  • ISIS Tweets: Kill Twitter Link
  • D&D at 40 Link Joe

Outro: Mike Patton and The Dillenger Escape Plan - When good dogs do bad things

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Category:CCN -- posted at: 5:45pm UTC

ccn71 This week: Gundam fans: size isn't everything, Don't cross the Dark Lord!, Glow in the dark Wild Boar, Net Neutrality, Ryan Gosling and incest, Don't be dissing my Montessori, Google Glass: The creepiness continues, and much more!

Personnel –  Matt Staggs Frater Isla, Kim Monaghan, and Ken Eakins

Links

  • Anime Dweebs Plan Sixty-Foot Robot Link
  • Dark Lord oppression - Link 
  • More than one in three wild boar in Germany too radioactive to eat - LINK
  • How will Kim get his unspeakable porn? - Link
  • The Notebook Proven to Cause Incest Link
  • Montessori Texas style - Link
  • Creepy emotion-detecting Google Glass app - LINK
  • Octopus-Inspired Cloak of Invisibility Link
  • Beer Texas style - Link
  • Drunk Seattle Man in Tuxedo Opens Fire on Couple Who Interrupts public oral sex -Link
  • Double Space News (DSN) - Link, Link 2

Music: Estradasphere

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Category:CCN -- posted at: 10:03pm UTC

CCN70image This week: US Veterans are not fans of drugs, The great Washington body-double conspiracy, Germany does it analogue!, The cows come home, Archie takes a bullet...finally, and loads more great gumph in this return to CCN greatness!

Personnel –  Raymond Wiley, Matt Staggs Frater Isla, and Ken Eakins

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Links

  • US Veterans Stop Taking Their Meds Link
  • Washington Body Doubles - Link
  • Germany goes back to the future with typewriters - Link
  • Freedom of choice...for cows - Link
  • Archie Takes a Bullet Lin
  • Robbie the Robot’s claws: Torah writing robot debuts - Link
  • Money well spent - Link
  • Russian scientists might be our saviours -Link
  • GCHQ Can Manipulate Social Media Link

Interlude: Sage Francis - Dance Monkey

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Category:CCN -- posted at: 2:03pm UTC

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WHAT IS THIS?? A CCN RELEASED IN A TIMELY FASHION?

This week: We salute the changing of the guard at DisInfo, Bad vibes in Isla-Town, Vlad the Impaler found!, Washington hippy news, Ouija boards now on the NHS, Get that vag in shape!, Soooo Normcore, Spotty Mars logic, and get your folk on with shirley Collins.

Personnel –  Kim MonaghanFrater Isla, and Ken Eakins

 Links

  • Farewell, Matt Staggs - Link
  • Bad Vibes in Texas Link
  • Dracula is buried in Italy...apparently - Link
  • Stoned State: Weed in Washington Link
  • Diagnosis: Ouija Board LinkLink
  • Vaginal fitness tracker - Link
  • What’s a Normcore? Link
  • Rover Spots Mars UFO? Link
  • Shirley Collins Campaign - Link
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Category:CCN -- posted at: 11:24am UTC

ccn66 Apologies for the lateness of this show, I (The Ken) have been ill.

This week: The Big Dog is off the chain, yeah that's right, Ken's hosting again. That's really all you need to know....no?...ok, this week we discuss The latest activistprank from the Yes Men, New moons and hipsters, Hack your face!, Kim's analogue dream tape, Stuff, The weirdness of Mandella's interpreter, Brazilian football is Smash TV, Nintendo gayness, and Florida's cache of medieval weapons.

Personnel –  Kim MonaghanFrater Isla, and Ken Eakins

Links to your soul

  • The Yes Men Prank Homeland Security Link
  • New moon rising - Link
  • URME Prosthetic Surveilance Hacking! - Link
  • Cassette Tapes are Back! Link
  • I would. - Link
  • Mandella interpreter is a fucking oddball - Link
  • Brazilian Futbol Fan Killed by Toilet Link
  • Gaytendo - Link
  • Cache of Medieval weapons discovered in a coffin in Florida - Link

Interlude:

These disturbed wannabes - Link