Right Where You Are Sitting Now

CCN82image This week: Joe has been replaced by a Dalek! Don't judge me for watching porn, porn in space, Dick of the future, Stonehenge needs a new roof, those generous crows, Jodorowsky kickstartin', Clone your dog from the past, big brother is still watching you, whistleblowin', a great alternative to expensive flights, and london's been duped by fake drugs.

Personnel –  Robo NolanFrater Isla, and  Ken Eakins 

  • Porno justice! - Link
  • Memoir of a Sci-Fi Pornographer Link
  • Dick on the Future Link
  • Sitting Now Phillip K Dick episode - LINK
  • Stonehenge is missing its roof! - Link
  • How to Get Free Stuff From Crows Link Link 
  • Jodorowsky Kickstarter Link
  • 8:58 - The Clock - Link
  • Korean Dog Clone Link
  • The police are tracking you...well, duh! - Link
  • War on Whistleblowers Link
  • Mail Me to Australia Link
  • London’s Coke Problem: It’s Not Coke Link

Music: Boots Electric - Complexity

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Category:CCN -- posted at: 11:16pm UTC

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This week: Charlie's hippy squeeze does a runner, Florida want their throne back, science proves the weirdest things, Return of a legend, Twitter: The US government's bitch, Ray dreams of Putin, Iceland: an awesome place, and much more.

Personnel –  Joe NolanFrater Isla, Raymond Wiley and  Ken Eakins 

  • Manson Wedding is OFF Link
  • Oh Florida - Link
  • Amazons! Link
  • X-FILES!! Link
  • Twitter’s redacted surveillance document - Link
  • I Dream of Putin - Link
  • Icelanders Go Pagan Link
  • Anti-Satan Police Training Link
  • This American Burroughs  Link
  • E-Cigs, the backlash begins! - Link
  • No More Mr Nice Guy! - Link
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Category:CCN -- posted at: 7:44pm UTC

ccn080 A while back in the New Year we recorded an episode of CCN that I thought was lost. Work commitments, and illness on all sides of the Atlantic got in the way, and then it vanished from the YouTube feed. Then, all of a sudden, like a Kim Monaghan at free-food fair, it appeared out of nowhere. I don't have any links for this show anymore, but I hope you enjoy it anyway. 

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Category:CCN -- posted at: 10:31pm UTC

ccn79

The belated pre-Xmas episode finally rears its beautiful head! Internet and holiday seasons don't mix well, apologies.

This week: Happy birthday to the literary messiah!, Poo idols, Annoying those caarazy Christians, Skinny Puppy profit from pain, Magic mushrooms and the crown, and much more.

Personnel –  Joe NolanFrater Isla, and  Ken Eakins

Links of yore:

  • Happy Birthday PKD Link
  • Scatological Christmas Link
  • The must have bling that Christians hate. - Link
  • Skinny Puppy Torture Invoice Link
  • Busted by Mom on CSPANLink
  • On Her Majesty’s Secret Mushrooms - Link
  • Marky Ramone Memoir Link
  • ‘Merry Christmas’ is Back, Bitches Link
  • Going Medieval with 3D printing - Link

 

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Category:CCN -- posted at: 6:30pm UTC

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We finally went and did it. The first video CCN!

This week: Kim gives us the low down on an event in the US, Dino teeth...found!, About as useful as a chocolate teapot, Matheny's new online mag, Take a tour of evolution with this retard, Jesus in asia, Hitler's artistic chops, Fast crocodiles, landing robots on comets, Egyptian magick, and much more.

Personnel –  Joe NolanFrater IslaKim Monaghan, and  Ken Eakins

Links:

  • Ferguson - Link
  • Dino Dentistry! - Link
  • Apocalypse News: Chocolate Shortage (Not) On the Way Link
  • The new Remnants project with Joseph Matheny - Link
  • Retard Christian woman is outraged at museum's evolution exhibition - Link
  • Jesus in Japan Link
  • Hitler - Artist - Link
  • Galloping Crocodiles Link
  • How did we not cover this Space News? Link
  • Egyptian Grimoire Translated Link
  • Brand and Grotesque Blood Sport - Link
  • Jodorowsky’s Animated Dune Link
Direct download: Coincidence_Control_Network__File_78_-_Dont_look.mp3
Category:CCN -- posted at: 9:30pm UTC

ccn77

 

This week: Kim and Joe have been sent to podcast bootcamp, UFO smoking gun...if only there was a gun, bum fights! yeah!, Florida shakes it weird booty back in our direction, Dragon Age too spicy for Indian tastes, music so bad it kills, Nazis raise cash for charity, and much more.

Personnel –  Frater IslaRoejen Razorwire and  Ken Eakins

Linkydinkys:

  • UFO ‘Smoking Gun’ Pile Gets Bigger Link
  • Bum Fights and Body Parts Link
  • Florida ups the Ante - Link
  • New Dragon Age - Illegal in India Link
  • Music Hatred the Next Generation Link
  • German Neo-Nazis Accidentally Raise Money for Anti-Extremist Charity Link
  • Lube 101 Link
  • Lumbersexuality Link
  • Texas Textbooks Suck Link
  • Student Sheep Shaggers! -Link
  • Energy drinks are the devils work - Link
  • Dino Dentistry! - Link

  Interlude: Bobby Con.

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Category:CCN -- posted at: 9:13pm UTC

Screen Shot 2014-11-18 at 14.25.02 This week: CCN reaches an all time low: Using Robots to make ghosts, a new low in regular features, clowns are scary..the facts, China has a really big laser, a big snake eats a man, the pros and cons of space travel with Virgin, Bill's documentary about Napster, more religious hoaxary, and much more.

Personnel –  Kim Monaghan, Ken Eakins, and Frater Isla

Linkydinkys:

  • Using Robots To Make Ghosts Link
  • Vanessa Mae News - Link 
  • French Fucking Clowns! - Link 
  • China Builds a Laser Cannon to Emasculate the World Link
  • Thank God someone finally did this - Link
  • Still going ? - Link 
  • Downloaded -Link
  • Hoaxer Says Jesus Was Married Link
  • The Big Bud - Link
  • Occupy Democracy - Link 

Interludes The Queens Empire.

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Category:CCN -- posted at: 2:36pm UTC

A senior man holding two dumbbells while flexing his muscles. Sorry for the delay this week kids. I (the all seeing Ken), have been stricken with evil germs. What are you going to do uh?

This week: I actually don't know...it's all in American...But I think they talk about Black Eyed kids again...or was it the black eyed peas?, Something about Pigeons being terrorists?, How Twin Peaks is an all American cherry pie of a show?, Going to war again?...I dunno you listen.

Personnel –  Joe Nolan, and Frater Isla 

  • Ghost News: Black Eyed Child is back! - Link
  • 10,000 Chinese Pigeons Subjected to Cavity SearchesLink
  • The Return of Twin Peaks Link
  • ‘The Art of Future War Project’: Washington Hires ‘Call of Duty’ Creator Link
  • Spooktober - The Goatman of Pope Lick Link
  • Antarctica’s Melting Ice Causing Gravity to Change Link
  • The Medium is the Message at 50 - Link

 

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Category:CCN -- posted at: 9:15pm UTC

jacked! This image was straight up jacked from the amazing http://www.scifiairshow.com go check it out

 This week: The great Idaho chicken heist of 2014, stoner mice, Boffins discuss aliens, Michael Bay's already done it, Titantastic titillation, Dracula News: The new craze sweeping the nation, Edgar Allen Poe's wet dream, Colombian cons his way into Isla's heart, and much more.

Personnel –  Joe Nolan Frater IslaKim Monaghan, and Ken Eakins

Links:

  • Nice job - Link
  • Marty The Marijuana Mouse Link
  • NASA gets boffins into talk Aliens Link
  • Diary date - Link
  • What is this strange object in the ocean on Titan? - Link 
  • Dracula News: Vlads prison discovered Link
  • Some Lady Might Have Possibly Been Buried Alive Maybe Link
  • Colombian Con Man is Isla’s Hero Link
  • Missing the point - Link
  • Ghost News: Black Eyed Child is back! - Link

Music: Dan the Automator - Ganges A Go-Go


ccn73 This week: Magick: The drug of the nation, bring back Satan's thuper dick,  Goats doing what they do best, Walmart gets a soakin', ISIS are thuper pithed at Twitter, oh mah gawwww, best suicide ever?, Nerd talk with Joe and Roejen, GTFO my iPhone US, theriouthly!

Personnel –  Joe Nolan Frater IslaRoejen Razorwire, and Ken Eakins

Links:

  • Witchcraft, Sorcery, and Magic on the Battlefield Link
  • People demand the return of well endowed Satan - Link
  • The Decaptitated Goats of NYC Link
  • Bodily fluids News: Two twats sprayed Walmart stock with Doe piss - Link
  • ISIS Tweets: Kill Twitter Link
  • Man decapitates himself with a car - Link
  • D&D at 40 Link
  • U2 Unloaded Link

Music: Cloroform - Hey You! Let's Kiss!

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Category:CCN -- posted at: 10:40pm UTC